Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
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just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Bring me that man meat
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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