no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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