...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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