Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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