It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize