I swear she didn't look like that last week.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
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Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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