So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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