We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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