I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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