i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize