Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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