This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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