I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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