it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
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I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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