Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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