2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Let the clothes fall where they may.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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