You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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