you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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