Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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