its not stalking. its research.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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