areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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