Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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