I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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