One girl and one boy is just not enough.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
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