he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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