my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Can i not drive my cunt home
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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