Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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