Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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