Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
