no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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