fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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