Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
