Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
