My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
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i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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