My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
It's just like the Real World with babies
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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