Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Randomize
