actually, I'm a sock model
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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