you guys were way drunker than both of me
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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