its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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