are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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