Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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