I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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