Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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