It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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