She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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