Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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