Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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