SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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