I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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