So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
