I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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