my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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