We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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