Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
my sisters under your porch take her home
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
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I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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