The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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