She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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